unlock the full museum
The Night Watchman's Keys
One-time payment. Gus gets to keep his overnight shift.
apprentice
Free
$0 / forever
- ✦3 shifts per day — full dice, watercolor, voice narration
- ✦Earn your first Bored-ology diploma PDF
- ✦View the Hall of Fame & cast votes
- ✦6 base museum galleries
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keys holder
Night Watchman's Keys
$2.99 · one-time
- ✦Unlimited shifts, every day
- ✦A new diploma every 5 shifts — with YOUR name
- ✦6 additional galleries (Planetarium, Taxidermy, Coins, Masks, Dino Nursery, Basement)
- ✦Permanent archive of every shift, with audio replay
- ✦Lifetime access, no subscription
Frequently Whispered Questions
Who is Gus?+
Gus Pemberton. Age unknowable. Thirty-one years on the overnight shift at a sleepy natural history museum. Drinks cocoa from a thermos. Never raises his voice. Read more on the About page.
Is the PDF actually frameable?+
Yes. It's landscape letter-size, parchment-styled, with a real wax seal crest and Gus's signature. We've had users frame them. Unironically.
Can I put my cat's name on the diploma?+
With Keys, yes. Custom recipient name. We won't ask questions.
Is this a subscription?+
No. One-time $2.99. Forever keys.
"The mummy sneezed again. That's three this month." — Gus, shift 3,414